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WARNING : The Force Is With Them

He's grabbing for it.Star Wars creatures are known for their pervy-ness, especially at Comic-Con, and especially this creeper. Look at that guy, tryin' to get in there. Officially known as a wampa in the Star Wars universe, this ice creature is a carnivorous, predatory reptomammal indigenous to the remote Outer Rim Territories of the ice planet Hoth. These bipedal beasts stand over three meters in height and their white fur is usually stained red with the blood of their prey. Primarily solitary hunters, wampas sometimes hunt in packs and prefer to ambush their prey, using the snow as camouflage. Their victims are then dragged back to the wampas' ice cave, as Luke Skywalker was in The Empire Strikes Back. Looks like this wampa is ready to drag this chick back to his wampa-cave.


Who's that chick on the ground, on the right? What's her deal? She must've forgotten her sexy Boba Fett outfit at home. She looks like she just had a "screw it" moment. Like why even try to be hot next to these Star Wars bombshells; who, by the way, could care less about the chick on the floor. They're focused on being hot. Mission accomplished Chewie and Leia.

It would've been great if, in the original Star Wars, Darth Vader took his helmet off and it was her instead. Obviously it would screw up the whole "Luke-I'm-your-father" storyline- actually it would screw up every single story line in the entire Star Wars universe. Do tattoos even exist in Star Wars land? There's the planet of Tatooine... but that's different.

This girl is kinda cheating. This outfit is really just a vague suggestion of a Chewie outfit. She really just put on a furry jacket and furry boots. Then again, who cares? As far as we're concerned, this girl picked the exactly right outfit. Best Chewie ever.

This girl is kinda cheating. This outfit is really just a vague suggestion of a Chewie outfit. She really just put on a furry jacket and furry boots. Then again, who cares? As far as we're concerned, this girl picked the exactly right outfit. Best Chewie ever.


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