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As NGO Hastily Clears SGF

A story posted on some newspapers’ websites on Tuesday evening saying a “report” had cleared Secretary to the Government of the Federation Babachir David Lawal of allegations of misdeeds made against him caused quite a stir. Nigerians rushed to read the “report,” believing it to be from Attorney General of the Federation Abubakar Malami. It turned out that the SGF was “cleared” by a hastily-formed NGO, Citizens Action To Take Back Nigeria, CATBAN. Attorney General, please cite this NGO for contempt because it tried to pre-empt your report.

What role fits Oshiomhole?

Since Tuesday afternoon when former Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole was sighted in President Muhammadu Buhari’s office, allegedly on a New Year courtesy visit, I have been wondering what role in the Federal Government best fits this rambunctious man. Buhari had said he needs him in Abuja. As Minister of Labour, to patch NLC back together? As APC National Chairman, to wrestle all opponents to the ground? Or as the licensed importer of beautiful foreign women into Nigeria?

10,000 vehicles at Seme border

Chairman of the Association of Nigerian Licensed Customs Agents [ANLCA], Idi Iroko border, Elder Timothy Ayokunle says 10,000 new and used vehicles have been trapped at the border by the new policy banning vehicle imports through land borders, which came into effect on New Year’s Day. I now see why Honourable Gudaji Kazaure said this policy is against democracy. All the importers, clearers, agents, mechanics, vulcanisers, panel beaters, conductors, spare parts dealers and even the Customs men at the borders, what will they eat if these cars are not allowed in? Hon Gudaji, over to you please.

God will expose Fayose’s enemies

Wife of the Ekiti State Governor Mrs. Feyisetan Fayose said at a New Year service that in 2017, God will expose her husband Governor Ayo Fayose’s enemies. She said, “Every enemy pretending as [sic] a friend, close to Ayo Fayose and working against the government, the Lord will expose them this year. Enough is enough!” Your Excellency Madam, please leave God out of this matter between your husband and his enemies. God has more to expose about the things Fayose did to his enemies than vice versa, especially with his unclosable mouth.

Americans enter One Chance

A Gallup poll has found that majority of Americans have no confidence in their President-elect Donald Trump’s ability to handle his presidential duties when he takes over on January 20. Only 44% said he can avoid major scandals; 46% said he can handle an international crisis and 47% said they trust him to use military force wisely. Gallup said this is 30% below the level of trust Americans had in earlier incoming presidents. Americans, now you have a taste of what Nigerians call One Chance.

Santa Claus is a lie?

I am not surprised that many Italian children burst into tears when an orchestra director stormed off the stage during a New Year performance and declared that Santa Claus does not exist. Giacomo Loprieno made the declaration as children gathered around the stage, awaiting their gifts from Santa. This man should be charged to court for revealing a world-wide parental secret. For hundreds of years children went to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up in the morning to discover rich presents left for them overnight by Santa Claus. Now this man has exposed all parents as liars.

Source: Daily Trust.

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